Bio

Real Name: Timothy Michael O'Neal (or, if you're anything official, I don't have an apostrophe in my name. It's FORBIDDEN!!!)

Sex: Yes, please! Old, bad jokes! WOO! Actually, I'm male, last I checked…

Date of THE BIRTH!: 08/28/82 (palindrome of ROCK DEATH!)

Age: 21, woot!

Yo! I'm Timothy O'Neal. Been around in this world for 21 years now (so long…), and I figure I should share all that I've done with complete strangers! Sounds like a SUPAA KEEN PAATI, ne?

I grew up all around the US with my brother and my sister. From Champaign, IL to Ft. Stewart, GA to Ft. Hauchuka (I love phonetic spelling), AZ to Commerce, TX (where I started Kindergarten! Woo, German learning!) to Champaign, IL (was there before, but I went back! FREEBIRD!), then spent some of my more formative years in Ft. Monmouth and Eatontown, NJ.

New Jersey… What can I remember about New Jersey? There were people with children that I slowly became friends with (then broke it off with all of them… My ego was just too big to continue to communicate with people lower than me! MUWAHAHAHA!) ... I kid, really I do. I wish I had stayed connected to all those people that I left and who left me. I remember I wrote a couple of letters to a couple of people but never wrote again and lost addresses. Called people sometimes, but stopped… I'm so stupid when it comes to things like that. I even remember telling one good friend we'd be college roommates. Heh, see how that happened.

I know I sometimes search my own name on Google (because I'm a loser with no life), so if I put these names up and the last places I knew of there existence, I may get a connection. So, in no particular order, the people I'd like to reconnect with just to say "Yo" (of course, if you hated me then and still harbor deep feelings against me, or even feel like I'm threatening your cover of world domination, I'll take your name down quickly and with post haste. Also, if anyone else knows what these people are up to, email!):

Benjamin Bauman - GA
Jesse Landon - NJ
Erik Layman, III (II?)-AZ
Brian Hedrick(?) - LA

Ha ha! So, I continue on fastlier (instead of slowlier) to Louisiana. Oh, Louisiana… Let me count the ways… Oh, look, I'm done! That was fast! I went to Millaudon Elementary(sp? But it doesn't matter anyway, because the school is DEAD!), and then moved onto the Trist Middle School and finalized my edumacation at Chalmette High. I got my whole idea of doing this goofy thing I'm majoring in now, Theatre, in High School, all thanks to my first director and coach, Ms. Patricia Babin. Woot! I praise her!

Then, I auditioned for NOCCA (New Orleans Center for Creative Arts) and took summer and senior classes there. That was a whole lot of fun (and I'm not being paid for that incredibly dorky statement) and learned a whole bunch! (insert praise for all my teachers there!) I'm gonna go pet the kitties next! Anyway, did stuff there (heh heh, stuff. How thought provoking) and moved onto my current position: A Junior at the University of Southern Mississippi. (where I still don't know any school songs and have yet to attend a sporting event. You could say I've got school spirit. Well… You could… Maybe…)

Well, let's see. What else about me should I divulge? Well, I'm a Virgo; I enjoy poetry, lyrical dancing, and long walks in nature… Not really, but it sounds humorous. I like anime, as you could very well tell by the front page and this one and my domain name among other things. But, I'm not one of those scary people who don't bathe and let my life revolve around it. I just find it more enjoyable than most American entertainment. Subtitles are fun! I also enjoy playing any kinds of games and reading about stupid, trivial things that will only help me in Jeopardy (I'm the only person I know who will look up modern Portuguese and Spanish History because I'm bored and don't know enough about it).

Movie and music tastes differ from day to day. I'm a sucker for the odder things in life and fail to fall under labels (which sometimes sucks when people ask you what kind of things you like and you say 'oh, this and that' and people just think you're blowing them off). Cowboy rock and rap don't amuse me and much of the more spastic slapstick fails to thrill (It produces absolutely no vibrations). Movies are anime (for the most part) satire is fun, British especially, and Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (ESPECIALLY the movie! ROCK!)

In personality world, I'm an INFP(or J) according to the Keirsey Temperament Test, which fits me pretty well. I say, let people do what they do and just go with the flow. There's very little PERPOSE in worrying about all the crap that goes on in the world today, but if you just keep your chin up and just move forward, you're bound to have a successful life.

I have an odd list of catch phrases that I've kept and used periodically over the past few years. Some reemerge; some people who I don't talk to in a while use them on me when I'd near forgotten them. Check out my page and if you're an old pal who remembers one, give me an email and I'll add it in. I do realize that almost none of these are original, but I used them so much that they became a part of my lexicon and, to an extent, my close friends' lexicons. It's fun to see how much you actually influence people.

If anyone wants to tell me anything, just give me an email! I'm… open. Heh heh.

- Timothy O'Neal, supaa cool guy!